Individualist Thinker Gifts

"Why should an unusual guy like me be give a standardized test?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I gotta be me!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Rogue elephant

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

The Choice is Obvious

Dare to be different.

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Self-employed.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"I beg to differ."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"