Lonely Thinker Gifts

"No man is an island."

Cellphone Islands

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Mathematics.

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Spirituality.

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

Arbitrageur in Exile

No Man is an Island

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'I use the zen-Freudian method. Neither of us says anything for the hour.'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

'Mind you, I make up for it on my husband when I get home.'

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''

The Loneliest Job in the World

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

Desert oasis.

OM, SWEET OM

Think / Don't think signs.