Restless Thinker Gifts

Think / Don't think signs.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"...I have a dream..."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Show off."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Mathematics.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Arbitrageur in Exile

'Turned out nice again.'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

Nonviolent Clue.

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

'I use the zen-Freudian method. Neither of us says anything for the hour.'

'Are you counting sheep again?'

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''

'Mind you, I make up for it on my husband when I get home.'

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

'It can't be worth much.'

"She's really great. Maybe we can be friends and not hang out."

"If you're always chasing ideas. . . they won't come to you."

Emergency instructions

"Your faucet is running."