Relaxed Thinker Gifts

Emergency instructions

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

'It can't be worth much.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"The wetter the better."

"If you're always chasing ideas. . . they won't come to you."

Yeah, I only use 10% of my brain, but that's just because I'm pacing myself.

Life is a game and here we site warming the bench.

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Show off."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

Spirituality.

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort