Relaxed Thinker Gifts

Emergency instructions

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

'It can't be worth much.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"The wetter the better."

"If you're always chasing ideas. . . they won't come to you."

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Show off."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Nonviolent Clue.