Calm Thinker Gifts

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

'The Questioner'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Show off."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Go ahead and dissect me

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Climate Change Road

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."