Quiet Thinker Gifts

"I'm something of an introvert myself."

Ernie's a man of few words, but a lot of different noises.

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Since I hate small talk and I hate big talk, I guess I won't be talking."

"She's really great. Maybe we can be friends and not hang out."

Self-Conscious Girl

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Hush puppy.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Show off."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Climate Change Road

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Chinese History: Redwash

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

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