Quiet Writer Gifts

Introverts' Heaven

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

James decided to stay in that night.

"Show off."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Chess on TV

Confucius say: shut up.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Computer with moon screensaver

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Nonviolent Clue.

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Free Little Library

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

There once was a person who planted a seed

"Shh, too much racket."