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Introverts' Heaven

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Hush puppy.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Show off."

James decided to stay in that night.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Chess on TV

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Confucius say: shut up.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Computer with moon screensaver

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Free Little Library

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

Nonviolent Clue.

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

There once was a person who planted a seed

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?