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Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Music Hater.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

The best relationships are silent.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Bill's never been a team player.

Card night for introverts.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"Shh, too much racket."