Quiet Time T-Shirts

Introvert Career Faire.

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

'Ted hates parties.'

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown

Narrow Escape

She required plenty of personal space.

'Quiet Desperation... 50 cents for 5 minutes'

'But I'm only going to the pub to give your mouth a rest, my love'

'I'm okay. I just wanted to remember what silence felt like.'

"I love our comfortable silences."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Book Me!

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

The best relationships are silent.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Cyber Dream

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"I've got him on vibrate."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'