Quiet Time Seeker T-Shirts

"I've got him on vibrate."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

"Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer..."

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

"Can you please be quiet for a few minutes?"

Stress Relief - Knock Quietly.

'I think he want you to be quiet!'

"Sorry darling, but if Dad has put his blinkers on and is reading the newspaper, it means he doesn't want to be disturbed..."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

She required plenty of personal space.

Book Me!

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Are you taking a nap?. . . Ok, I'll be really quiet. . . I'll just be reading the paper. . . Hon?. . . Just checking to see if you were asleep.'

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

It's so quiet here, now that the goldfish is gone.