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"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I should probably get out more.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Yes, I'm alone."

She required plenty of personal space.

James decided to stay in that night.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

The lonely figure

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

This man is an island.

All we have in life is this moment...

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

A politician's dream come true...

"Someday we will escape from this prison."