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Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"It's so quiet, you can hear yourself think."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

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Cyber Dream

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Hush puppy.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Book Me!

She required plenty of personal space.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Amongst the rush.

Siesta-time

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"I've got him on vibrate."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"