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Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"It's so quiet, you can hear yourself think."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

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Cyber Dream

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Hush puppy.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Book Me!

She required plenty of personal space.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Amongst the rush.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Siesta-time

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"I've got him on vibrate."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

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"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."