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"The tumble weed probably set it off."

Hush puppy.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

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"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

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Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

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Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Cartload of Boisterous Cockneys Tipping a Gentleman's Hat

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

"I love our comfortable silences."

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