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Another sleepy one town horse.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Cyber Dream

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

'I'm Bored'

Amongst the rush.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Computer with moon screensaver

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Free Little Library

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Footprints on Island.

The John Cage Carollers

"I love our comfortable silences."