Quiet Evening Appreciator T-Shirts

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Bedtime story.

"There goes our early night."

Cyber Dream

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

Sparklers

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"I have dusk free."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'Sure, his Mozart is good, but just WAIT 'til you hear what he does with a Hank Williams song!'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

The John Cage Carollers

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

"Shh, too much racket."

Make America Quiet

Card night for introverts.

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

Tonight's special - the violin player is home with the flu.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Silent Night.