Slow-paced Life Appreciator T-Shirts

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Boris Bike

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

Snail Taxi.

"I've always worked from home."

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"What a shell!"

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

'On your mark...'

Another sleepy one town horse.

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'

A Snail follows directions.