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Snail Taxi.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Speed Checked By Radar.

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"Anyone home?"

Boris Bike

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

There once was a person who planted a seed

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"You sure are getting old and fat."

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"I come with my own cubicle."

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

Another sleepy one town horse.

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"I hear furlough's being extended."

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."