Appreciators Of Slow Living T-Shirts

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

New Hampshire Minute

Slow food restaurant

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

Back Down

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

"I like to catch up over a coffee."

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."