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"I hear furlough's being extended."

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

New Hampshire Minute

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Slow food restaurant

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Organic farm

'Life is too long not to worry.'

Back Down

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Boris Bike

"I envy you. My stress level is unbearable."