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'We're getting nowhere fast, Fred -- maybe we should slow down a little.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Sloth 10K.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"We REALLY do get better with age."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

New Hampshire Minute

Slow food restaurant

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Life is too long not to worry.'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

Back Down

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

"Awkward!"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'