Simple Living Advocates T-Shirts

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Sloth 10K.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

Castle Efficiency

'Fresh eggs!'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"