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'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

Waiting for the digital newspaper.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Snoopy with Laptop

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Castle Efficiency

'Fresh eggs!'