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What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Castle Efficiency

'Fresh eggs!'

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Valuable Water

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

Free Range Eggs.

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."