Modest Living Advocate Gifts

It's lovely, but I would have been just as happy with a modest ranch.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

'Fresh eggs!'

Castle Efficiency

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Free Range Eggs.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

Valuable Water