Comfortable Living Advocate Gifts

Casual Friday at the Nudist Colony. It's nice not having to suck in my stomach for a change.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Price may vary with weather.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"You won’t need refills."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Friendly bacteria

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Fresh eggs!'

Castle Efficiency

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"