Relaxed Living Advocate Gifts

'Why live each day to the fullest? You have 9 lives.'

Self help acupuncture

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"We need to walk."

Moon Pies.

Creative napping

Reserved Parking

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

If not completely satisfied, loosen up a little!'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

"Better get off the burner. Mom said dad's coming home and he wants to blow off some steam."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Did you hear about the recreation consultant the company hired? She's going to teach us how to relax, have fun and balance work with play."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'