Relaxed Living Advocate T-Shirts

'Why live each day to the fullest? You have 9 lives.'

Self help acupuncture

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Creative napping

Reserved Parking

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

If not completely satisfied, loosen up a little!'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Better get off the burner. Mom said dad's coming home and he wants to blow off some steam."

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Did you hear about the recreation consultant the company hired? She's going to teach us how to relax, have fun and balance work with play."

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'