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'Let me be the one to tell him he won the Relaxed Manager of the Year Award.'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

My God, I need to fart.

Taking it easy

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Unguided imagery

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Yoga.

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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