Relaxation Advocates T-Shirts

Beer 50

'Let me be the one to tell him he won the Relaxed Manager of the Year Award.'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Unguided imagery

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'