Relaxed Living Advocates T-Shirts

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Self help acupuncture

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Sloth 10K.

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"We need to walk."

Moon Pies.

Reserved Parking

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Creative napping

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

Organic farm

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'Life is too long not to worry.'

Back Down

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.