Sit And Relax Advocate T-Shirts

Reserved Parking

Self help acupuncture

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Sloth 10K.

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"We need to walk."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Creative napping

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Amongst the rush.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Organic farm

Grants & Recipients

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Back Down

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

'Life is too long not to worry.'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'