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'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

Self help acupuncture

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Creative napping

Reserved Parking

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

Grants & Recipients

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

That's the company's health plan.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."