Rest Advocate Pillows

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

Self help acupuncture

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Reserved Parking

Creative napping

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

Grants & Recipients

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

That's the company's health plan.

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

If not completely satisfied, loosen up a little!'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!