Respect Advocate Pillows

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Will work for recognition.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

Human Rights and the USA

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"You can always count on me."

"All rise."

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Congratulations!

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

Supreme Liberty Court

Spain - Catalonia, who's to blame?

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Love for the family

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Abortion Debate

Don't ask don't tell

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Human Rights

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.