Respect Advocate Pillows

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Will work for recognition.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

Human Rights and the USA

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"You can always count on me."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Congratulations!

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"All rise."

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Love for the family

Spain - Catalonia, who's to blame?

Supreme Liberty Court

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Human Rights

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."