Body Respect Advocate Pillows

'You should treat your body with more respect...'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Privates Beach"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Critisize your weight.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Breast Height Chart

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Aging Problems

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Fat fairy

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Girl's weight issues.

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Scales

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."