Advocate For Respect Pillows

"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."

'Don't you DARE!'

"Don't get fresh Buster."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

End of Affirmative Action

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Poor vs Rich

'It's a silent protest.'

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Political Extremists Discover Environmental Protection!

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'I'm an equal opportunities employer, Mr Moore, but I would expect you to shave before an interview.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

New Labour Socialist Exclusion Unit.

"What's your policy on being horrible to foreigners?"

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

"So what if your brother called you a 'lesbo? There is nothing wrong with being a lesbian... ...No, I'm not saying you are a lesbian... ...Don't threaten to beat me up!... See? This is why people think you are a lesbian!"

"I'm afraid we've had to cut back on maternity leave but we can delegate someone to 'Oooh' and 'Aaah' when the baby's born!"

'Yes, Ms Worthy, I know pointing is rude, but it's important that we identify your attacker to the court.'

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

Democracy dies in darkness

Autocensorship in Turkey

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

New Voter Suppression Laws: 50thh Anniversary of March on Washington.

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'