Body Respect Advocate Gifts

'You should treat your body with more respect...'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Privates Beach"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Critisize your weight.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Breast Height Chart

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Aging Problems

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Girl's weight issues.

Fat fairy

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."