Body Positive Advocates Gifts

"They say if you make a face, it will stay that way. Unfortunately that doesn't apply when sucking in your gut."

Life drawing class.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Critisize your weight.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Privates Beach"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Breast Height Chart

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Aging Problems

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Girl's weight issues.