Body Positivity Supporter Gifts

Breast Height Chart

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'What are they all staring at - have I got two heads or something?'

fat woman passed her handbag to husband before getting weighed.

"Pregnant or type 2 diabetes?"

"I seriously doubt people will notice your hairy back."

"I'm starting to realize that no matter how much we diet and exercise, we'll still be pear-shaped."

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

'Big Guy Shirt Shop for men with over 18 necks.'

'I'm not fat, I'm tall! I just grew forward instead of upwards!'

"I'm back in my thin pants again."

'No luggage.'

Breast Height Chart

Big Fellow - Clothes for the bigger man.

"Privates Beach"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Oh, it's the comedian I like that's still scared to talk about her vagina."

"I'm also self-conscious about my feet."

Deena calls Sammi out for body shaming her. . .

The abominable snow-woman

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Critisize your weight.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"That's a big fat lie!"