Body Positive Advocate Pillows

"Are you trying to be funny. . .?"

'Distorted self image.'

'What are YOU looking at?!'

"I used to hate my body. Now, instead, I hate the forces that conspire to make me hate my body."

'Don't worry, Mom. . . there could never be too much of you.'

"I developed so fast I learned the alphabet from my cup size."

Full Fat, Half Fat, Virtually Fat Free.

"Well, okay. Let's suppose that it's normal for your unborn baby to be three stone. You'd still be 18lbs overweight."

"... Okay, but if the pregnancy test comes back negative, then can I have some slimming pills?"

A woman imagines growing a beard.

'Mom what is wrong with that woman's waist?'

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Scales

How to serve cake to women over thirty.

Self-concept of a weight watcher.

Man standing on weighing scales in his bathroom

Dress Size Negative One.

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

Woman and scales.

"Honey, do these jeans make me look fat?"

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Wearing bras in 2020.

"Lockdown won't flatten these curves."

Modeling School. These students aren't like those super skinny models. They grade on the curves here.

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

"You think they're real?"

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."

"Thank God for Donna. She's the only one who understands my ass."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Privates Beach"