Body Positivity Advocates Pillows

What men and women see when they look in the mirror.

Today's youth and their challenges

One size fits all.

"That's a big fat lie!"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Does sumo make me look fat?'

'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me trying to get in.'

'Doc, I don't want to lose my love handles! I've known them since they were born! I feed them! We call each other by our first names!'

Belly Button Clinic

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

Supply & Demand Curves

'You're diet's gone well, but.....and it's a big but.'

'The word is 'hubby', not 'tubby'.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Buns of marshmellow.

'Honey...the old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'They're jeans for people with the wrong type of genes.'

"You're looking fit."

"Forget it. You have as much chance of fitting in that shoebox as I had of fitting in the shoes."

"Why is it yours are Love Handles and mine is a Muffin Top?"

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."

Dumbstruck - 'Does my bum look big in this?' King and Queen ant.

'I'm sorry, but at your weight it could be dangerous for you to take part.'

The latest in bandage technology.

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

'I wanted a cute little Italian subcompact. Even took one out for a test drive - but it made my bum look Fiat.'

Whale Watching ?

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"They say stripes are slimming."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."