Body Acceptance Advocate Pillows

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Privates Beach"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Critisize your weight.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Breast Height Chart

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

Aging Problems

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

Girl's weight issues.

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Fat fairy

Scales

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.