Body Image Activist Pillows

Sorry, Madam, I don't think we have a changing room in your size.

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Scales

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Me when by BDD shows up

Wearing bras in 2020.

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

"Hey, great ab!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Woman and scales.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Life drawing class.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"Well, okay. Let's suppose that it's normal for your unborn baby to be three stone. You'd still be 18lbs overweight."