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'Oh no, my diet plan's gone pear-shaped!'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Me when by BDD shows up

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Hey, great ab!"

'I hate her...'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

"Gotta be an implant."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'