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'She's had liposuction.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Hey, great ab!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I hate her...'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Gotta be an implant."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

'I'm not sure we should get rid of your cellulite -- it may be all that's holding you together.'

'I've found this great app. It locates heavier people I can stand next to, making me appear thinner.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

"So have we given up completely on the idea of the full monty?"

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'