Body Image Warriors Gifts

'She's had liposuction.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Hey, great ab!"

'I hate her...'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"Gotta be an implant."

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

'I'm not sure we should get rid of your cellulite -- it may be all that's holding you together.'

'I've found this great app. It locates heavier people I can stand next to, making me appear thinner.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

"So have we given up completely on the idea of the full monty?"