Body Image Warrior Gifts

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you - does this suit make me look fat?"

'Honey - come look at this. Is my butt as big as my shadow's butt?'

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Hey, great ab!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'I hate her...'

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"Gotta be an implant."

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

'I'm not sure we should get rid of your cellulite -- it may be all that's holding you together.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"