Body Image Warrior Prints

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you - does this suit make me look fat?"

'Honey - come look at this. Is my butt as big as my shadow's butt?'

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Hey, great ab!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'I hate her...'

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

"Gotta be an implant."

'I've found this great app. It locates heavier people I can stand next to, making me appear thinner.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

'I'm not sure we should get rid of your cellulite -- it may be all that's holding you together.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

Hurrah for control pants!

A thin cricket batsman