Body Image Activists Prints

"Do you remember before the obesity epidemic when we were just ‘jolly’?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Me when by BDD shows up

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Hey, great ab!"

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

Life drawing class.

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

Publish Your Weight Machine for Celebrities

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"Gotta be an implant."

'How much do you weigh?'