Body Image Activists Prints

"Do you remember before the obesity epidemic when we were just ‘jolly’?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

"Hey, great ab!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

Life drawing class.

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

"Gotta be an implant."

Publish Your Weight Machine for Celebrities

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

'How much do you weigh?'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'