Body Image Enthusiasts Gifts

She's gone - you can stop holding it in.

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Me when by BDD shows up

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Hey, great ab!"

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Gotta be an implant."

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

Publish Your Weight Machine for Celebrities

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."